You Might Be A Red Hatter If.....

YOU MIGHT BE A RED HATTER IF….

You are fifty or older and having the time of your life

The only color you see in the store is red or purple

You dress more outrageously now than when you were in your teens & twenties

 

 

 

You have two types of clothes, purple clothes and red clothes

 

 

 

You have more sequins & rhinestones than a Liberace costume

 

 

 

You don’t think there can ever be too many feathers on a hat

 

 

 

 If you know who Sue Ellen Cooper and Jenny Joseph are

 

 

 

You watch the old movies just to see different styles of hats

 

 

 

You have more girlfriends now than you did when you were in school

 

 

 

Your family asks you if you are going to wear that in public?

 

 

 

You stop to talk to another woman or group of ladies because they are wearing red hats

 

 

 

You always claimed to hate hats, but now you own lots of hats

 

 

 

You wonder why you didn’t have all this fun years ago

 

 

 

You finally remembered what it is like to have fun, laugh & act silly

 

 

 

You no longer dread getting old, because you have lots of friends to get there with.

 

 

 

You’ve discovered the greatest sisterhood for women

 

 

 

You can laugh at life

 

 

 

People stop and talk to you and ask you what the red hat society is all about

 

 

 

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